Danielle: Hey.....I know three words that mean the same as poop.
Claire: I know four.
Marisa: I know five. Hey mom, how many do you know?
Me: Six. Off the top of my head, anyway.
Girls: Tell us.
Me: No. Enough poop talk.
Danielle: I'm not lying, I'm kidding.
And heard through the bathroom doors while someone was showering: (I'm not allowed to say which of my youngest daughters likes to sing this song)
Life don't go
Quite like you plan it
We try so hard to understand it
Irrebutable? Indisbutable fact is